(Source: incollaborationwithdeath)
me on my way to overthrow yo country
tried to scroll past this, couldn’t.
same
napoleon more like naponyon
SPOILER ALERT:
he loses the battle of waterloo
(Source: gazpachoblog)
One of my friends got chased by little piggies during his bike ride
this is the opposite of a problem
“Why were you homeless?”
“It just got to a point where my mom couldn’t maintain anymore. The sad part was that it was during high school. So I had to keep it a secret. Cause, you know, it’s high school.”